Song - Haoting . ( Lazy to put th song, heard frm Gay. )

I can't help it, I see a bitch in the mirror.

I hate tht bitch looking back at me each time i see myself.

Why did father even put worm in mother ?

(Okay whatever, why am i in this world ? )

I feel stupid lah. First, it started w/ those primary sch lame lame whatever thing. Then, was tht thing. Which aft tht when # got th stead then tht childish thing which make me accept _. To forget # cause at tht time i dno hw th heck did i like #. Then slowly i like _ then suffer suffer suffer. Understand? This is just so stupid and childish. Oh btw if you have read until here, congratulation. I did not ask you to read did I? Hohoho, joke. In th first place i shldn't have started another w/e aft # cause all along i know i wasn't a gd ahem then i didn't wna ahem then why did i even accept right? Just to make jealous or whatever? Piak. Who was i trying to kid, who wld i make suffer bt myself. If i just liked # i surely wld stop liking one loh! It's like # so gross can? Aft awhile also will stop liking aft all cause also is impossible. And i realised tht liking an impossible love is btr than having a love which you'll get ( I know it sounds crazy bt it's true and i know this is random so whatever ) But i know # is a gd guy lah but whatever it just then it cld have just stop right at thre but i just have to be so childish and whatever. Understand?! Then now i swear i'm nt gna let history repeat itself so what IF lah . _ has a new ahem i'm nt gna let be so childish anymore, i shldn't. I will just keep to tht promise made to myself cause even if it's gna make me feel whatever now, i will eventually be so thnkful to myself and nt regret like hw i regret now. Then i'll be happy just so you know. Weeee find back to old me, find back th old everything alright. Sry i dno why i am speaking like some lameshytz i didn't ask you to read.

Okay shytz, what did i wanted to post more, early before this?

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I forgotten! Algebra, Factorisation, Simplication. ( Fuck, fuck, fuck. )
Seee, we can actually replace maths terms w/ Vulgarities.
Don't blame me if some random words come out frm my mouth.

Addition :

1 + 1 = 2

2 + 2 = 4

3 + 3 = 6

4 + 4 = 8

5 + 5 = 10

6 + 6 = 12

7 + 7 = 14

8 + 8 = 16

9 + 9 = 18
( We stop at Nine because it's a nice number and it's Kelly's fav thus examiners like tht number too and will not come out maths problems further than nine, wee. )

Subtraction:
10 - 1 = 9

11 - 2 = 9

12 - 3 = 9

13 - 4 = 9

14 - 5 = 9

15 - 6 = 9

16 - 7 = 9

17 - 8 = 9

18 - 9 = 9

( Wow, i really know my maths well . )

Division:

9 ÷ 9 = 1

8 ÷ 8 = 1

7 ÷ 7 = 1

6 ÷ 6 = 1

5 ÷ 5 = 1

4 ÷ 4 = 1

3 ÷ 3 = 1

2 ÷ 2 = 1

1 ÷ 1 = 1

( Wee , i expect a full marks )

Multiplication:
9.0 x 10 = 90

9.1 x 10 = 91

9.2 x 10 = 92

9.3 x 10 = 93

9.4 x 10 = 94

9.5 x 10 = 95

9.6 x 10 = 96

9.7 x 10 = 97

9.8 x 10 = 98

9.9 x 10 = 99

( Just admit I'm sucha professional )

If you think tht was tht you're wrong.
I'm nt done yet idiot .

1¹ = 1 ;D

2² = 2 x 2 = 4 ;DD
3³ = 3 x 3 x 3 = 27 ;DDD

½ of 9 is also = 4.5

¼ of 9 is = 2.25

Sorry, Exams Fever.
Maths Paper Two tmr, you see.

Amazed right? Nvr knew Kelly maths was so gd ?

Tmr you'll seee. I'll rock th hell outta th paper!
Probably by flunking it. -.-

Who's kind enough to prepare my funeral tmr?

Oh well, Probably no one.