No offence, Malay Frens

No offence, Muslims.

Sundays w/ family as usual.
Was sitting at th back of th vehicle w/ this very retarded, racist, bt at th same time, funny brother. :)

Kelly: You know right, you shld really stop being so racist loh!! >D: Next time hor, if gt another racial riot, smth like Maria Hertogh's, then is Malay Vs Chinese ... I know who to find le hor !
Brother: Yeah. Then got riot We bring MeiZhenXiang w/ us! Haha, then you know fr th war to end/have peace each party have to give a treaty right? I give MeiZhenXiang! Hahaha.
Kelly: Oi wahlao, idiot sia you. Haha.

Talk , talk , talk ...

Kelly: Eh, sian lah.
(At tht time, th vehicle passed by geylang :O)
Kelly: Haha, let's see which hotel looks nicer.
(Th first hotel we saw was Regina Hotel)
Brother: Haha, sounds like Virgin Hotel.
Kelly: Cannot be lah, th ppl go in hw to be virgin?!
Brother: Can leh .
Kelly: Can lah, then right, this hotel bushi very soon close down alrd. Cause all those go thre one time to f then lose their virgin then can nvr go in tht hotel again. Then plus, those ppl who f before ... Also cannot go in. Hmm ...
Brother: Haha, (Forgotten what he said)

Blahblahblah ... Just crapping arnd.

Kelly: I know next time give you what fr yr birthday alrd lah! Give you all pork, pork, pork stuffs. -.-
Brother: Okay loh. (Don't know why we suddenly talk abt birthday party ...)
Kelly: Then ask mummy help you prepare birthday party lah hor. Then ask her cook all pork lah. Cook fr 11 ppl share. Then you invite 7 frens.
Brother: Haha, yah, i invite 7 Muslim Frens.
Kelly: Then later th food then must force them eat (-.-) Say, My mother cook fr 11 ppl. Cannot waste! Then they say eat th rice only, we let them, cause inside we still gt add mincepork. HAHAHA
Brother: Hahaha, (Dno what he say ... Forget, forget ...)
Brother: Then you know right, muslims nvr try pork before will have stomachpain or vomit right ... Just like vegetarians, they frm baby nvr eat meat, once eat will vomit.
Kelly: Yah lah, then gt war you go put pork in their food loh. -.-
Brother: Yes, put alittle bit.

-.- ....
Later he said alot of racist stuffs loh. Like,

Brother: Rmb tht time right, i play game then like nt happy w/ this Malay person, to end th quarrel i suddenly say, tmr I treat you eat gd lunch. (Lol) Then th person really believe me lah, th next day we all go, then one grp of chinese he only malay. So we went in to MeiZhenXiang then th malay wait outside fr us. Then we bought alotalot of MeizhenXiang. Then i ask th malay you want eat? Then th malay say no, why you buy so many? This one yr lunch ah. I say yes (-.-). Th malay say Fyou then walk off. Lol. Quarrel halfway whre will so gd treat him eat right.

Then bro also say what need introduce himself in class to t'chers all smth .. then write abt what he want be, what he like etc. He wrote all abt racists stuffs. :/

Why do I've sucha sucker brother :/

Okay, i know abit lame
Bt atleast bro brought some laughters in. Fr a moment.